Rubba Band Business by Juicy J (album review)

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(I think this photo may legitimately be more interesting than the album)

The life of a critic isn’t dissimilar to that of a prostitute. With a total lack of investment in everything I approach, I live an existence of spreading my tight, wet earholes for everything that drunkenly stumbles my way. A pitiful and much regretted exposure to Kanye West’s music had me concerned that Kendrick Lamar may be the only product of quality in Hip-Hop. Rubba Band Business brings my opinions of the genre to an equilibrium.

I initially decided to review Juicy J on the basis that his name has the potential for some easy sexual connotation and the incorporation of some well chosen pre-fixes can add a throbbing and penetrating contribution to my ongoing theme of fucking, but it’s hard to muster that much enthusiasm in the album. Though not lacking in production quality and structural understanding, I find it difficult to get too excited about this album. It’s just another totally serviceable fuck to get you through the day and the mediocrity makes it difficult to form any real attachment or opinion. 

Rubba Band Business is the slutty but still attractive girl you hooked up with at that bar that one time after your ex-girlfriend dumped your loser ass for that sensitive and understanding classmate you always thought was trying to “steal yo’ girl”. It’s just a cheap thrill that you probably won’t remember half as much as when you cried your sissy eyes out over your ex’s updated profile picture with that uppity tory wanker. But I digress…

Depressingly, I was left wishing for a bit more juice from this artist. I feel like a drunkard at a party who concerned my friend with my incredible alcohol consumption and now the bastard is just serving me piss-weak drinks out of fear I’ll throw up over his new suit. Yeah, the drinks taste better but I just want something with more balls

A great album should inspire particular feelings or leave me in profound thought and my lasting thought of this album was thus; “Can Hip-Hop artists stop throwing out the N-bomb so much?” I don’t know if it’s more embarrassing for a crow-faced honky like me to censor myself or not.


To Pimp A Butterfly – Kendrick Lamar (shameless fangirling)

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(album artwork for the To Pimp A Butterfly album)

Yeah this album didn’t come out this year, but I’m sat in my room now just grooving to the sly and sleazy feel of the To Pimp A Butterfly album and I just wanted the chance to run my mouth about how much I love this album. I have a very long list of albums I should be looking at, but after the travesty that was Tony Conrad I felt like I had earned the chance to write about something that I actually know I enjoy. I have a request to review the Automaton album by Jamiroquai (which I am very excited about) but right now I am more interested in rambling about something I couldn’t stop blowing if Lamar himself asked me to stop.

Where do I even start with this? Well a brief overview, I suppose! Kendrick Lamar is a shining star amongst many right now, as far as I know he has only been in the mainstream eye for a couple of years now and his reputation is doing nothing but grow. The music itself is just a joy to describe, or it is in this album at least: the album combines various aspects of Jazz and Fusion with a smooth and sexy modern R&B vibe to incredible effect. Like Thundercat, my previous musical obsession of this year, it’s more or less a Best Of from all Soul, Jazz and Hip-Hop through the years – a glorious exhibit showcased in a beautiful, state-of-the-art casing.

There is so much to sing about with this album. With ideas and variety and a mass combination of genres, it really does scream colour in a way nothing of its kind does – the only thing coming close being the aforementioned Thundercat, who actually appeared on this album. One seductive bass groove and creativity behind lyrical content is normally enough to make me like a track, but when you use these aspects in conjunction with Parliamentstyle bass imaging and soulful vocal harmonies? Well you have me swimming in the palm of your hands! Lamar performs this frequently throughout the album, the only times I’m not creaming over that glorious Funk being the times I explode violently over the incredible incorporation of Jazz. Serious, the saxophone in tracks like Alright will burn through you.

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(image sourced from the official Kendrick Lamar Facebook page)

Thinking of Alright also brings up the point of the rhythm and the way instruments are suddenly cut out. It’s pure mastery. The way he uses the silence between certain notes, does so much to force the impact of a returning drum beat or bass line and does so much to accent the incredible flow to Lamar’s rapping. Rap and Hip-Hop have always been inspiring genres for me and I respect the rhythmic quality to so many great rappers, but one thing that sets Lamar aside is the way he raps throughout the entire album – incorporating his voice and using it as one would use a percussive instrument to drive the entire ensemble. The creative genius extends to how it benefits the melodies of the harmonies and lead lines by retaining a monotone, freeing space for the phenomenal backing vocals and soundscaping to really soar and experiment to glorious result.

The mentality behind this album feels amazing. Lamar himself feeling less like the star of the show and more of a part of a larger product, making use of the incredible skill, experience and imagination of the incredible musicians he involves. The whole album possesses a wonderful tongue-in-cheek vibe with some parts sounding outright silly, but in a way that enables nothing but pure enjoyment, as evident in For Free? – Interlude and the intro to Wesley’s Theory, however, it seems to resolve in a deeper and more meaningful concept of unity amongst black people in a way that riveted me, held me and wouldn’t let me go until I truly understood the intensity to it.

My only issue with the album is nothing to do with the music itself, but society’s view on appropriation – the amount of times I want to rap along with the album almost seems to ruin the experience when I remember that my own ethnicity allows me little chance to relate to the lyrical content and, regardless of any opinion of appropriation, there is no justification for a geeky white Cornishman to drop the “N-Bomb”.

Regardless, this album is easily one of my favourite discoveries of the year, to the point where I’m saving my first listen and sub-sequent review of the DAMN. album until my birthday. With a combination of great-feeling music and some deeper, heavier concepts in places, this album has so much heart and music like this should be cherished and celebrated. With that I cannot give it a higher recommendation – listen to it, feel it and just fall in love with it.

And did I really make it through this entire review without explosively ejaculating over George Clinton’s phenomenal character, feel and skill? Of course not.

Drunk – Thundercat (album review)


(image sourced from Ninja Tune official website)

A large part of why I wanted to pursue a career in critiquing was my inherent love of music and desire to hear lots of different styles, to this end I take recommendations from people all the time on which albums to check out, which is actually how I decided to review Pure Comedy. This album, however, was one that caught my interest in passing – a Jazz Fusion album written by former Kendrick Lamar and Suicidal Tendencies bassist, Thundercat (Stephen Bruner) and captures a feel I haven’t heard since my past obsession with acts such as Weather Report.

Drunk, released February 24th, 2017, is a wondrous modern interpretation of Jazz Fusion – a genre largely neglected for decades that combines the free nature and technical wizardry of Jazz music with the visceral grooves of Funk whilst also taking influence from many other surrounding genres such as Soul and R&B. This album is no different in this respect, but far exceeds anything anything of its kind. This work of art shows clear influence from throughout history with clear musical inspiration of old bands and new bands alike. Never before have I heard a band that so perfectly displays the progression of music from early Jazz and Funk to modern Hip-Hop, Electronic, R&B and Soul with tracks such as Drink Dat and Walk On By being two of the best examples I’ve heard of modern R&B and Electronic-influenced Jazz (respectively) I have ever heard, Walk On By also containing such a phenomenal combination of Jazz and Contemporary Hip-Hop with a brilliant contribution from Kendrick Lamar.
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(image sourced from @thundercat_music)

Perhaps I should state now that I don’t imagine this album receiving much attention in the UK given that the album only seemed to receive a measure of success in the US 200 Billboard and high success in the US R&B Billboard at the date of release and is a representation of a genre so rarely appreciated in the UK at present. Still, I can’t recommend this highly enough to anybody who wants to hear something different to the Pop and R&B we have come to expect whilst retaining the superb levels of production quality that comes with the advancement of modern technology.

Friends of mine are completely aware of my obsession towards Bonobo and part of that adoration stems from their combination of groove, colour and accessibility, a trait this album contains in abundance. Despite being a fan of Jazz Fusion already, I can happily admit that it can often be hard to a new listener to admire, especially one who respects feel over technical prowess and I genuinely had concerns that this album would appeal primarily to the musical elite, given the style it describes itself as – but this is seriously not the case! This album shows incredible respect to music of most styles and has something that can appeal to anybody who appreciates chilled out and creative music.

I stand purely in awe of this album, entranced in the thrill of seeing so many ideas formulated into one beautiful, inoffensive and well-crafted work of art. Everything has its place, everything is so perfectly mixed and every instrument and aspect serves as an inspiration in its own right. Listening to this feels like musical history unravelling before my eyes in the most perfectly constructed way and it is so rare to find a gem such as this in today’s age. The recurring flow in this album seems to start on a fun, free-flowing and fast pace and slowly eases into such a relaxing and calm experience and before you know it you’ll be sitting in a relaxed R&B state, absorbed into a wave of pure groove with only the fun of the Parliament-influenced grooves and additions to distract you from the fantastic feel.